GREAT AND NOT SO GREAT THINGS ABOUT BEING A GROWN UP

GREAT THINGS ABOUT BEING A GROWN UP:

1. You decide when you are going to bed at night and if you don't want to, you just go out and party all night long instead.

2. You can have cheesecake for dinner, everyday in the week if you so wish.

3. No one tells you to do your homework

4. You have enough money to do and buy what the hell ever you feel like (almost)

5. If someone is not nice to you, you know how to defend yourself and just tell them to go and fuck themselves

6. You don't have to eat anything that you don't like, ever.

7. There are no stupid rules to follow, such as be home a certain hour at night, eat at a certain hour, sleep at a certain hour, can't do this, can't do that, etc

8. You don't have to come along to boring dinners, weddings, baptisms, receptions, etc where you hardly know the people and don't give a fuck anyway

9. You can smoke and drink and be decadent as much as you want, whenever you want, you don't even feel guilty.

10. You can wear and buy exactly the clothes you want.



NOT SO GREAT THINGS ABOUT BEING A GROWN UP:

1. No one wash your clothes and clean the house so you have to do it yourself

2. No one cooks nutritious and healthy delicious dinners for you every day anymore, so you have to buy take away or go to the restaurant all the time

3. You have to pay the rent and the bills (sucks)

4. You have to deal with boring pain in the ass stuff such as go to the bank, declare your taxes, savings, invoices, insurance, house loans, interest rates and that kind of shit.

5. When you are out of money-you are out of money, like totally.

6. You have to buy shit you assumed just simply existed, whether by fairy dust or daddy's wallet. Things like toilet paper, vacuum cleaners and detergents.

7. You are expected to be responsible, make quick decisions, be serious and think about everything all the time, non stop.

8. You have to have a job (not that bad if your job is interesting)

9. You realise that the world is evil and you gotta be careful and can't trust everyone, you also realise that there are no prince charming on a white horse that you will live 'eternal love' together with.

10. You have no one who's always there to take care of you with unconditional love and who read bedtime stories to you in the evenings