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Saturday, 26 May 2012
Wednesday, 23 May 2012
Tuesday, 22 May 2012
FRANK ZAPPA -YOU'RE THE BEST!
Jazz is not dead, it just smells funny.
Stupidity
is the basic building block of the universe.
Tobacco
is my favorite vegetable.
There
is no hell. There is only France.
Don't
mind your make-up, you'd better make your mind up.
Without
music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or
dates by which bills must be paid.
It
is always advisable to be a loser if you cannot become a winner.
A
mind is like a parachute. It doesnt work if it's not open.
If
we can't be free at least we can be cheap.
Sometimes
you got to get sick before you can feel better.
You
can't be a Real Country unless you have a BEER and an airline - it helps if you
have some kind of a football team or some nuclear weapons, but at the very
least you need a BEER.
There
will never be a nuclear war; there's too much real estate involved.
Consider
for a moment any beauty in the name Ralph.
Why
do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you
are?
Outdoors
for me is walking from the car to the ticket desk at the airport
You
drank beer, you played golf, you watched football - WE EVOLVED!
You
have just destroyed one model XQJ-37 nuclear powered pansexual
roto-plooker....and you're gonna have to pay for it.
Interviewer:
"So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?"
FZ:
"You have a wooden leg. Does that make you a table?"
Without
deviation from the norm, 'progress' is not possible.
Who
are the brain police?
The
people of your century no longer require the service of composers.
A composer
is as useful to a person in a jogging suit as a dinsoaur turd in the middle of
his runway.
There
are more love songs than anything else.
If songs could make you do something
we'd all love one another.
Hey,
you know something people? I'm not black, but there's a whole lots a times I
wish I could say I'm not white.
Most
people wouldn't know good music if it came up and bit them in the ass.
Politics
is the entertainment branch of industry.
There
is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf
life.
Let's
not be too rough on our own ignorance, it's what makes America great.
Information
is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not
beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is THE BEST.
Thursday, 17 May 2012
Sunday, 13 May 2012
MY WEEKEND IN ISTANBUL
* Before you start reading this blog post, please put on the song with Tarkan below to get the right feeling.
Just spent the most fantastic long weekend in
Turkey Istanbul together with my dear friend Nanna and her boyfriend Umur who
lives in Stockholm. We were greeted and taken care of by their generous and
welcoming crowd of friends who lives in Istanbul. I arrived to this 17 million
city on Thursday with the early morning flight from Charles De Gaulle.
Turkish Airlines is a surprisingly nice
company to travel with. Smooth, easy and comfortable. Didn’t even have to take
the obligatory gin tonic to calm my nerves on this trip. Got ripped off by the
cab driver from Ataturk Airport into town though, who made me pay 80 Turkish
Lira for the ride in advance (normally it’s about half) but I guess that’s
things you have to count in as a foreigner the first time in a new city. We
stayed at lovely House Hôtel, elected one of the best new hotels in the world
by The Conde Nast Traveller located in the modern and fashionable area Nisantasi,
with stores like Chanel, Prada and Hermes on the same street.
The House Hotel in Nisantasi
The bars in that
street were similar to the cosy cafés you can find in for example South
Kensington in London and the crowd is a mix of local jet set Turks and a
few tourists who doesn’t hesitate to spend a little money. The evening started
with drinks at cosy Brasserie Nisantasi followed by Biber Bar on the same
street (which is owned by one of Nanna & Umurs friends) for champagne and chick peas.
Then we all went for dinner in their friends newly opened restaurant Jack Russel in
Rixos Hôtel in the Pera area together with a group of maybe 15 people. Due to
problems with the electricity light went out several times during the dinner so we were sitting there dining in the dark, which was pretty original, trying one little dish after the other. In the end the chef got fired for unknown reasons...
After the dinner we went to Angelique, a popular nightclub with the most amazing outdoor terasse and view over Istanbul By Night.
Many glasses of champagne later we ended up at the traditional club Samdan, a
place that have existed for over 30 years where they played Turkish hits mixed
with european floorfillers. We danced until dawn to Tarkan mixed with ”I follow
Rivers” with Lykke Li. Absolutely a great night.
Angelique
What makes Istanbul so special is the mix of
old school east and modern west. You can see both veiled women fishing from the
bridges and fashionable party Turks dancing to international hits at the
nightclubs, magicians in the streets, carpet and water pipe salesmen. I thought the Turkish people were generous, kind and helpful.
The next day we had an excellent lunch in one
of the cosy brasseries in the Nisantasi area. Then it was time for some
obligatory sightseeing, so we went to the Blue Mosque and Ayasofya two of the
oldest mosques/churches in the world. When the night came we all met up for
drinks at Biber Bar as usual and then we went for a traditional turkish dinner
at Doga Balikcisi at the City Center Hôtel in Pera. A restaurant on the roof
top of a hotel with an amazing view over Istanbul.The night continued at Biber Bar
where there was some sort of private party with happy dancing party Turks
sipping drinks, dancing to the dj who once again played -Lykke Li!
After that our friends wanted to show us the
biggest discotheque in Istanbul, Reina, that one of them used to run 10 years
ago. After a fast taxi ride without seatbelts (that no one seems to wear in
Istanbul) we went in the VIP way and got a table. Reina felt like a huge club
in Ibiza with an open terasse overlooking the sea and an amazing view over the
city. When the dj played Lykke Li (cause now we knew it was gonna come) the party Swedes were hands in the air and I was a bit surprised the Turks
liked Swedish music so much. Several drinks and hours later I decided it was a good
idea to have an afterparty at my hotelroom. Which I had. But that's another
story…
Reina
The day after, on Saturday there was a huge soccer game in Istanbul with several thousand people coming in from all over the world just to watch the game. Since I'm not interested in soccer I didn't pay much attention more than that I noticed it was impossible to get a cab. After 3 hours of sleep we went
up and took the ferry over to one of the beautiful Prince’s Islands an hour outside
Istanbul. The island was covered with white palaces one more magnificent than
the other. Cars are forbidden on the islands. Instead everyone was traveling
with horse and carriage and we took one of those to go up to the top of the
island to have lunch and visit a monastery.
Prince's Islands
When we came almost all the way
up the driver stopped at some sort of square and told us we had to walk the
rest of the way. Since both Nanna and me were wearing high heels we decided that
it wouldn’t be a great idea. The driver then told us that there was another
possibility. We could ride all the way up –on donkeys! That was an idea both me
and Nanna found much more appealing, so we rented the poor creatures who all looked tired and rode all the way with our heels attached to the saddle.
Turkish women in burkas and scarves on the way were laughing at the funny tourists
looking nerdy on donkeys. I think we laughed even more..
Nanna on lazy Ior
The last days after some shopping, I
discovered a local turkish designer; Burce Bekrek (Nanna is currently filling her wardrobe with her stuff) and we went for dinner and drinks in Biber Bar and ended up in a traditional Turkish nightclub down the street were they played only Turk hits. It was
weird and we tried to find suitable dance moves to this oriental music and all the songs
sounded like Tarkan (the only Turkish artist I know.) It was great fun and the
night ended at no hour all covered in champagne as usual…
Turkey was full of surprises, magical rabbits,
great food, flying carpets, homeless animals, a new world of music and new friends. A great experience and I already decided
to spend parts of my summer vacation in south of Turkey were we got invited by
our friends and to go back to Istanbul in September….
To be continued…
More pics coming soon...
Saturday, 5 May 2012
Tuesday, 1 May 2012
CHATEAU DE MAILLEBOIS
Spent the week end in this lovely 1600 century castle about 1, 5 hours outside Paris.
It belongs to Count de Maillebois (a.k.a my friend Paul.)
I went there with him, and my two sweet Swedish girlies Karin and Susanna.
The castle had so many rooms I couldn't even count them. Paintings of deceased relatives were hanging on the walls alongside hunting trophies and stuffed animals such as deers and falcons.
Must have been amazing to grow up in such a place.
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