Thursday, 9 February 2012


Have you always wondered who you truly are? Take this simple test and find out:

1. Things you like to do when you’re drunk:

A. Talk bullshit with other drunk people, sit  around and laugh, fall out of chairs. (optional)
B. Look for cocain and/or  other drugs, (involve as many friends as possible in the hunt, sms stalk your entire phonebook until you find someone who are willing to sell you some. )
C. Dance while sinking cocktail after cocktail trying  to hit on nearest hot person of the opposite sex

2. When you go out you order;

A. A piscine (Champagne, vodka and ice) straight champagne, or a glass of wine.
B. One bottle to drink and one bottle to throw out to show off (vaska) as they say in Sweden.
C. Vodka Redbull or what I can find (and steal) from the nearest drinktable.

3. The goal with your evening out is;

A. To have as much fun as possible, I go by the rule ; ”Never go out if you don’t get paid or laid”
B. To find investors for your new fund./clients, sponsors and partners to your business in general.
C. To find cocain and/or other drugs and make as many of my friends as possible to take some too.

4. When you come home from a night out you find the following in your pocket;

A. Home??  I’m at an afterparty at Gilbert Costes place.
B. A stack of different business cards from people you actually don’t remember you met.
 C. A dozen of  unused drink tickets from Le Baron, your partly dusty credit card and a rolled bill.

5. How many bottles of champagne do you currently have in your fridge?

A. 1-3
B. 6-12
C. None, there isn’t even food in there.

6. Silencio is:

A. Your second home
B. A  secret order, or conspiratorial organization such as ”Ordo Templis Orientis” or  ”Illuminati” I guess…
C. ” Silence”  in some latin language.

7. Lana del Rey is;

A. A cool lady with nice style and good songs.
B. I prefered her as Lizzy Grant…
C. A connasse! A bi-a-tch! Oh I’m so irritated about everything about her appearance, her lips,(How dare she!) I secretly would love to have her look but I won’t tell anyone, therefore I am jealous and join the haters.

8. When your clothes are dirty,  you;

A. Wash them
B. Call your personal assistant and ask her to call your cleaning lady to tell her to take them to dry clean.
C. Throw them away and buy new ones

9. When you think about your children/future children you have the following in mind:

A. Hope they will grow up and be able to feel and give love and respect, learn good values and appriciate the real beauty in life.
B. Which Ivy League college should you choose for them?
C. Hope they wont make as many mistakes as I did, at least not the same ones!

10. On lazy sundays in you like to watch:

A. Documentaries and  great movies from for example the Edwardian period. Other educational and mindblowing movies in general. Some Bergman when you’re in the mood.
B. The rise and fall of the stock market on your home computer, while chainsmoking Cohiba Behike’s and eagerly buying and selling.
C. Your neighbors having sex through an advanced and homebuilt telescope system.

11. When you are old you picture yourself:

A. Lying in a hammock wearing a panama hat  in your house in the Hamptons, while your ten grandchildren are running around playing in the garden around you.
B.  Surrounded by your great art collection of  a couple of originals by Monet, Picasso, Warhol, Francis Bacon, Richard Prince and…emptiness.
C. Old? After all the botox, fillers and other neurotoxins I am planning on pumping into my body later on, there is no such thing as ”old”.

12. Which of the following quotes matches your personality best?

A. ”Take the gun, leave the cannoli”
B. ”Mixed emotions, buddy. Like Larry Wildman going off a cliff in my new Maserati”.
C. ”I swear to drunk I’m not god”

13. If they don't play the following at a party you attend, you leave:

A. Cool underground Remixes of Pitchfork’s top 50, 2011/12.
B.  Ibiza house, Swedish House Mafia and David Guetta.
C. Tracks with more than 128 BPM.

14. Your next trip will be;

A. To New York to check out the newly open Le Baron over there.
B. On extacy, like every weekend.
C. To a fat camp in Thailand you saw an add for on the internet in order to lose 25 pounds in less than 10 days!

15. You secretly dream about;

A Cooking dinner for yourself and your lover entirely naked in a castel in Cambourg, while sipping on expensive tasteless wine…
B. To make friends with Mark Zuckerberg in order to try to sneak in at some shares in Facebook.
C. To win a drinking competition over a russian mine worker.

16. When you have a minute over at work, you;

A. Update your facebook status with your next travel destination
B. Vacuum sites such as Christie’s and Sotheby’s to find the perfect money clip in platinium gold, since no normal sized wallet is big enough for the amount of cash you like to carry around.
C. Eat something. Whatever there is avaliable


Most A’s: 
Congratulations! You are Linda Romanazzi (or someone in her circle of acquaintances.) You are a woman or man in your 30’s probably living in Paris or in another big city. Your crowd consists of  a bunch of fashion pack people you’ve known forever, a whole lot of musicians and dj’s and a couple of business people. In your free time you like to travel as much as possible. You appriciate fine art, wine and good books as much as dancing like crazy in a nice club until dawn and to hang out with members from the opposite sex. Continue like this.

Most B’s: 
Congratulations! You are probably yourself, alternatively Donald Trump, with small features of a narcissistic spoiled brat. Your personality is a mix between Dickie Greenleaf in The Talanted Mr Ripley, Lord Sebastian Flyte in Brideshead Revisited and Patrick Bateman in American Psycho. You are therefore a multiple personality or what we also use to call a schitzophrenic or borderline. Your delusional lifestyle and view of yourself interference with what we normal people usually call “real life.”
You should consider becoming a Buddhist, or invest in some sort of charity.

Most C’s
Congratulations! You are an idiot. Sorry to tell you this, but dude you are. Not only are you taking too much drugs, you are arrogant, ignorant and a disgrace for the society and the human race. At least someone is kind enough to inform you about this before it is too late. Read a book, take a course in macro economics, and for heavens sake, go on a diet.

Thanks for taking the test!

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