Thursday 4 November 2010

ANTI FASHION

Here comes a list of the ugliest "fashion" for the moment, the real NO-NO's I rather die than get caught in one of the following:

- DOWN JACKETS, DOUDOUNE'S (In french)
One of the most hideous and ugly jacket that ever existed. Were this if you want to look like the Michelin man, someone from the suburb or a norwegian brat year 2005.
The only time it's ok to were the down is if you are on going on a ski vacation. Basta.

-SWAROVSKI CRYSTALS On clothes
Cheap, cheap and did I say cheap?

-PLASTIC SHOES
Of any kind. Just Ugly.

-UGG SHOES
The most unsexy a woman can were, swear to god you wouldn't caught me alive in a pair of those...

-LEOPARD PRINT
Hello Hoochie mama! Tasteless and tacky old lady/prostitute attribute
(* could be ok if it is a small item such as a pair of gloves only though)

-JEANS WITH HOLES/"BOYFRIEND JEANS"
Looks like shit, cheap and trashy, as if you couldn't afford to buy proper ones.
I wore this when I was 13, then it was cool. /Why would you like to look any shorter and fatter than you are?

-HOODIES AND JOGGINGS
Sportswear should be worn at the gym and only at the gym.

-HAREM PANTS
In case you don't have time to go to the toilet, otherwise only ok on Mc Hammer.

-CHECKED SHIRTS/JEANS SHIRTS
If you want to look like a mix between a lumberjack and a lesbian cowboy.

-SNEAKERS
Once again, sportswear is only ok at the gym I told ya.

-AMERICAN COLLAGE JACKETS
ONLY ok if you are under 15, (and not even then)

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